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So... there’s this guy named Talon

I unironically really like Talon du Couteau wtf lameeeeeeeeeee this carrd is very cringe please turn back now thankies <3

ONE LAST WARNING THIS SHIT IS CRINGEY ASF

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Now who tf is Talon?

Talon is fucking 𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 and I love him very much >:D

He's from the game League of Legends, Im sure u kno that if ur here :):):):) He doesnt really have much "lore" bc papa rito doesnt really like him ( i do tho ily talon <3) Most of his personality is from my memories (ezreal), i guess you could call them headcanons but to me it's how talon is bc yea Im an Ezreal kinnie flesh bones blood irl we know

In my mems, Talon's and Katarina are close Siblings and genuinely care for each other, with Katarina teasing talon alot :0 Since their parent's arnt exactly the closest to them, Katarina act's like the older sibling and "takes care of talon".

Other cool Talon Hcs i have
-He has a "condo (or a Noxian equivalent of that) away from the Du Couteau mansion bc he prefers to b alone
-Can sleep standing up
-Can cook, but prefers plain food
-Hates vegetables
-Thinks the name Talon is really cool
-All his blades have names (not just Katarina)
-When he finishes killing, he cleans his blades very thoroughly
-Gets really anxious when he loses a blade (i have a mem where i find one of them in a Noxian street corner :] )
-He has OCD 100%

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Here's his 3 paragraphs of lore :^) this is the mf bible to me i read it everyday

Talon's earliest memories are the darkness of Noxus' underground passages and the reassuring steel of a blade. He remembers no family, warmth, or kindness. Instead, the clink of stolen gold and the security of a wall at his back are all the kinship he has ever craved. Kept alive only by his quick wits and deft thievery, Talon scraped out a living in the seedy underbelly of Noxus. His mastery of the blade quickly marked him as a threat, and Noxian guilds sent assassins to him with a demand: join their ranks or be killed. He left the bodies of his pursuers dumped in Noxus' moat as his response.

The assassination attempts grew increasingly frequent until one assailant met Talon blade-for-blade in a match of strength. To his surprise, Talon was disarmed and facing down his executioner's sword when the assassin revealed himself to be General Du Couteau. The General offered Talon the choice between death at his hand, or life as an agent of the Noxian High Command. Talon chose life, on the condition that his service was to Du Couteau alone, for the only type of orders he could respect were from one he could not defeat.

Talon remained in the shadows, carrying out secret missions on Du Couteau's orders that took him from the frigid lands of the Freljord to the inner sanctums of Demacia itself. When the general vanished, Talon considered claiming his freedom, but he had gained immense respect for Du Couteau after years in his service. He became obsessed with tracking down the general's whereabouts, and scours the land in search of those responsible for Du Couteau's disappearance.

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LMAO WHY DO I EVEN LIKE TALON HELPPP

I dont even main talon

Aight ive always had a thing for ninjas/assassins/samurai but like. Ive never liked one this hard god DAM :^o I think it was because I liked his voice but he literally has like. 10 voice lines ToT Im gonna call it love at first sight aight

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THE

TalEz Agenda

It's not really the ship i like, it's the fact that i am Ezreal and i really like talon so immediately that means it's my otp B)B)

Art by Gutter Rat Art

I literally post 5 talons a day o___o yea mental illness what of it <3

Art by IWispSings

I wont go into detail but yea it's my OTP <3 If ur mutuals with me you know i am insanely in love with Talon yessir

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MMMM TALON DU COUTEAU AGGRESSIVLY CRIES

HEY TALON UR HANDS LOOK HEAVY ;););) MIND IF I HOLD THEM FOR YOU uwuwu I dont talk about Talon's hair alot, but he probably washes it alot and it prob smells like coconut <3 The way it's most likely really fluffy god i want to play with talon's hair so bad,,,,, giv him a lil head pat!!!!!! You cant even see his eyes but i know they're beautiful!! Actually everything abour Talon is absolutely perfect and i would never change a thing <3<3<3<3 Sword cape that he never uses? Perfect. Lovely. Gorgeous. Oh? you're cold talon? I'll be ur mf heat source bc my love for u is burning <3 Talon is literally a gift sent from god directly to me bc he is mine i dont share sorry </3

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